Some Friendship-Quotes and saying...

Fake Friends Quotes

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You know she’s a great friend if . . .
99% of your emails are from her.
She knows your mobile number off by heart.
After spending the day together she phones you for a chat.
She creates a website that declares her undying friendship.
She’s training for a marathon because you want to run one.
She doesn’t buy the dress you’re considering buying.
She sends you postcards when you are on holiday

 

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Friends! Who needs them?
They seldom call you when they say they will.
Not always there when you need them most.
Quite probably forget your birthday.
May even let you down.
But I never claimed to be perfect . . .
So - give me one more chance !!
 

 

This weeks featured quotations are by Stuart & Linda Macfarlane My friend can climb Everest with her eyes shut! My friend can slay dragons with her bare hands! My friend can swim the Atlantic with her legs tied together! My friend can do anything . . . well perhaps not but she always manages to make me laugh when I’m feeling blue.   Friends . . . Like the same foods. Enjoy the same movies. Like the same clothes. Share the same hobbies. . . . fight over the same boyfriends.